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Il y a des sketchs sur ce site. Vous pouvez les <A HREF="/FTP/2003-2008_Poemes_A6.pdf">t�l�charger ici</A>. C�est plus long que des histoires dr�les donc c�est pas facile � raconter. Cependant je vous permets de les apprendre par coeur mais ne les diffusez pas sans mon accord. Vous pouvez par contre lier ma page. 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